| Mushroom Cloud |
[Oct. 17th, 2006|01:11 pm] |
He's casually strolling down the street,
Not an uncommon sight on this particular street at this particular time...
Its nearly starting time at work, and the lone figure walks down the street, somewhat struggling with what looks like a large oversized briefcase. He stops in front of the establishment, and on this particular day, he doesnt go right in...
He sets the briefcase down, sighs, and lights a cigarette.
This is indeed an uncommon sight for this figure. He then readjusts his tie, his collar and his leather jacket.
He checks his watch.. excellent, he's late by five minutes.
He unbuckles the suitcase and pulls out a rather oversized canister, numerous wires and mechanisms hanging from its rather chromed and tarnished frame.
He puts out his cigarette, and strides into the place.
No sooner than the door is opened, he is bombarded by numerous complaints,All he can hear is the people whining complaining and doing nothing to help themselves with problems and issues that he will have to deal with today.
But today is not an ordinary day.
Its still not certain as to whether they saw the smirk on his face or the glint in his eye moments before he clicked the button that would set off the charge... All they knew was an intense blast for two seconds before the place was a mere crater....
Ahhh, stress is gone now. |
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| The First Time Ive used this thing... |
[Sep. 1st, 2006|04:57 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Hell | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  aggravated | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Lite 96 in the gallery | ] |
First time Ive used this thing...
Just sitting at work, trying to figure out how to painlessly destroy my ears so I dont have to put up with the constant droning of Michael Buble anymore...
I hate Lite 96 with a passion!
Oh Great, no they're playing Phil Collins!!!
Arrggghhh!
The French just did a study on adult male men, and, over 20 years of their life, watched their deterioration and determined the factors causing the sped up deterioration and aging of those in the group who aged quicker.
Main factor : Stress and Anger
If this is so,then, all are invited to my near future funeral...
Hell, I wish I had a grenade right now... |
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